I was fortunate enough to have Ben Andrews as one of my interviewees at the Grabbys in Chicago. What a cutie! Who would guess that beneath that baby faced exterior lies a horse hung porn star! I guess that’s sort of the point, eh?!
Even though at the time, Ben was a totally new face to me – (so much porn, so little time!) he’s no stranger to porn. Maleflixxx has 8 of his movies, so there are plenty to check out if you want to see an 11 inch cock slamming into some hungry not to mention BRAVE bottom’s hole! That’s almost the best part, it’s huge and he’s cute/nice, but moreover, he knows what to do with it!)
OK, we got it. We’re clear on the fact that he has a huge penis. That’s like saying the sky is blue – it’s huge, uncut, thick, tasty... what else can you say to describe a really great penis? Veiny? (I’ve heard some guys like it when there’s a big throbbing vein, but I’ve never really considered overt venal definition particularly hot – just my personal taste.)
Nonetheless, I do wholeheartedly agree that it’s fantastic, let’s throw a parade for it! We can have a thousand giant Ben Andrews penis balloons released in Central Park – maybe work together with the UN so it can be a combination Penis/World Peace demonstration?
Ben, you’ve got a huge dick. But really now, the biggest out there? I don’t know, I might have issues with a claim like that, in fact, I might have so much of an issue that I might feel compelled to have all the really well hung gay porn stars of the world line up with their penises out, rock hard, in front of me and a ruler/measuring tape. (I’m picturing the Madeline Kahn scene in History of the World right now... except in my version, I never say no and I get to try them all out.)
In fact, it might even be necessary to do cock slapping tests to determine whose is the firmest and makes the loudest thwap! sound when slapped across the face. I don’t think that’s asking too much, is it? We’ll get Michael Brandon, Antonio Biaggi, Ralph Woods from Bel Ami... man, a girl could be kept busy for HOURS with all those penises to measure and evaluate... I can dream, can’t I?
