OK, so realistically it would not be fair for me to not mention all the other fun people I met that night. Just because Dean Flynn groped my ass, and fell head over heels in love with me is no reason for me to bypass all the drop dead gorgeous men and women I had the pleasure of meeting!
Diesel Washington was very funny... before the camera was running, I jokingly said "oh... someone mentioned that they fucked you in the ass" and he just about blew a gasket!
Guess he's a top. However, I think I will make it my personal mission to see that sometime in the near future he takes it in the bum, even if it’s not from me just so he doesn’t fear it so much. Diesel, it really doesn’t hurt that much if you have enough lube in your ass, honest, I know this for a fact!
I still have to go and check out the movie that he was talking to me about. I meant to ask him more about it, but I couldn’t get past the image of his feet in the asses of those two guys while he was peeing. I kept thinking, "now, the rhythm, was it both feet thrusting at once? Or was it more like alternating feet, like you’re riding a bicycle?" I’ll have to go and check it out. It's been bothering me for awhile now.
I also got offered a free bondage session, who said there weren’t perks to this job? I think Antonio Biaggi fairly blushed when I dropped to my knees in front of him, (but it didn't work with him either dammit - what’s a girl got to do to get dickslapped?!?!) Sorry Antonio, I didn’t know your penis was actually 11 inches instead of 10. It seems like anything over 10 inches is just icing on the cake - Oops! "Where’s my research department!?!"
And who would have ever thought that Intermission would be such a blast too – I gave our neighboring tables some unexpected entertainment. Apparently it's a little unusual for a woman to be beating boys bums with belts (hey alliteration!) It got me a couple of free drinks, though!
A good time was definitely had by all! Can’t wait to be back there next year. Be sure to check out my interviews from off the Red Carpet!