So, in a previous blog, I mentioned all the porn name titles I thought super funny – especially when they’re spoofs of famous movies. (When Harry Met Harry, etc)
I was watching some Taylor Lautner videos on YouTube tonight – (not because I’m a Twi..whatever..)but just because I think Taylor’s a big flaming homo – and I’m just constantly amazed at how anyone can think he’s not gay? I mean come on – his hair is way too great.
YES, I like the Twilight movies, and YES I’ve read all the books – even though there’s far too little naked fucking – so I’ll just get that out of the way!
So – because I have nothing better to do, I’ve assembled a compilations of movies I’d like to see pornasized..
- 1. Twilight – all of them! I know someone did a straight version of Twilight, but let’s face it, it didn’t live up to my hopes. (but when those hopes include the two cute boys in the lead fucking each other in the ass, well, you’re just bound to be disappointed aren’t you?! )
Also – if you’ve never seen Rock n’ Rolla.. omg, it’s so funny – there are a couple of homoerotic scenes to say the least. I especially like the one where Gerard gets tied to a bed, face down ass up... rrrowrrrw!
And the movie “Gamer” is just perfect too – the theme of the gay porn movie could be that the players control the hot men and make them do stuff to each other.. especially Gerard Butler. I want someone to make him take his clothes off and jerk it.. and stick it in all kinds of places.
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4. How about Brad Pitt in “Troy” ?? that’s even a good gay porn name already! You know..the premise could just be that things got cramped up in that big old horse.. and if one of the soldiers slipped and fell on the hard dick of one of his buddies, it’s not like they could yell now could they? “Shhh, keep quiet inside the horse!”
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5. Then there’s the Incredible Hulk a la Eric Bana.. now, why couldn’t we just have a nice gay porn movie where anytime Eric gets horny, he grows up to be Zeb Atlas (I suppose he’d have to be green..but then there’d be all that green makeup rubbed off on the guys he’s fucking..and what if it started smearing off as he was sweating? Hmmmm.. more thought required on this one.
I suppose the reality is that I’ll probably never get to see Clive Owen naked..and/or in gay porn, but it doesn’t mean we can’t get ourselves a good old fashioned stand in, who looks just like him.
After all, I did get to fulfill my naked Scott Bakula fantasies with the very handsome, very hunky Clay Maverick. Clay Clay Clay... you are a bottle of yum aren’t you baby!
Incase you’ve never seen it – go check out Clay Maverick in White Trash.. I think I’ve mentioned a time or 12 that that’s one of my all time favourite gay porn movies.
Clay also did a few movies for Studio 2000 one of my favourites was West Hollywood Hope - MMmmmm hunky doctor in a white lab coat, hiding a big bone below! "Doctor, I think I need an anal exam"